It all started on a hot spring day in another shithole of a city. One kid from the underground, lookin' to make a name for himself, in a city overrun by old people and bored cops something wild was brewing. "I was looking for a riot but everyone was lookin' to collect stamps and do homework and I said 'fuck that!", retaliates Frontman / Lead vocalists Jayme "Gypsy" Black.
When all the odds were against his dream and seemingly nobody in rock n'roll's corner he set out to put music "back on trakk".
Through trials of blood and countless line up changes, Jayme persevered and imported two crazy fuckin' rockers from the other coast with the same taste for destruction and sleaze as Jayme. With Bassist / Vocals Tömmy Thrüst and Guitarist / Vocals Codine Vandal in the mix, things were lookin' deadly but something was missin'…. a Drummer. So through Countless auditions and no luck it was almost time to mail order, or manufacture a skin destroyer.
Then…. “One night fucked on Mr.Daniels and too many cigarettes, Tömmy gets a call from a madman yellin' about fuckin' motherz and nitrous bombs, we knew right away this was a serious dude, ready to make some noize" Clarifies Jayme.
With an attitude enough to make GG Allin blush and a stage presence like an inferno, drummer Hep 'J' was missing link and a party animal to boot. So with the crüe formed, ready for debauchery with a taste for cyanide and gasoline the world was for the taking’.
Fast forward a year so blurry it gives me vertigo. In all the excess=success lifestyle tensions started to rise in the group, so to remedy the situation the band did the only thing they could do to keep the train rollin'....lose the baggage. Now with codine gone, the band decided to look for a new guitarist, to no avail. after looking too hard the band almost gave up when fate came a knockin' in the visage of A.C. Desylva. With an opening line like "this is the band i've always wanted to be in" we had to give him a chance, "so the next night at jam he came and played the intro to 'hot for teacher' and we were floored, i mean think about a wet dream ....When your awake!" says Jayme. After a couple of riotous nights breaking in the new guitar hero, Lus‡ Boys are back and better then ever ready to destroy.
"Lock up your daughters and hold on tight, it's gonna be the fuckin rollercoaster of DOOM'N'DEBAUCHERY!"