Judge for Martha Jones

Long time song writer in perpetual midlife crisis seeks to enrich the world with worthwhile music better than the way it is being done.

Also, this song writer lives in the midwest and has, as they say, "a face for radio". Therefore, if there are any singers, agents, producers, or ambitious people out there who want to put their face and my name on an album so we can all make money, please, oh please, make me an offer.