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Crooked Valentine
| At-a-Glance | |
| Hometown | Etobicoke, Canada |
| Genres | Hard Rock, Metal |
| Band Members | Lindsay Valentine - Vox; Schlossenator - Guitar; Doc. Harlot - Bass; Lady Machete - Drums |
| Upcoming Shows | |
| One-Sheet |
About the Artist
Hailing from Toronto Ontario, Crooked Valentine is a motel metal zombie rock band that smears industrial metal vitriol with sassy in your face hooks and a sonic sex assault. Fronted by Lindsay Valentine, Schlossenator on guitar, Doc. Harlot on bass and Lady Machete on drums, Crooked Valentine has had song placements on the television series ‘Lost Girl’, has shared the stage with the likes of Die Mannequin, The Birthday Massacre and Teenage Head, and has been selected to play the 2012 Roadrunner showcase for Canadian Music Week.
“In a small space they made you feel like you could have been in a massive arena listening to the biggest band of the world. Not an easy feat to accomplish, but Crooked Valentine does it with ease.”
- Fashion.Art.Toronto.
“In a small space they made you feel like you could have been in a massive arena listening to the biggest band of the world. Not an easy feat to accomplish, but Crooked Valentine does it with ease.”
- Fashion.Art.Toronto.
Achievements
Hard Rock Videos Winner, January 2013
Top 10 in Hard Rock Videos, March 2013
Top 10 in Hard Rock Videos, July 2012
Top 40 in Hard Rock Videos, January 2014
Top 40 in Hard Rock Videos, February 2013
Top 40 in Hard Rock Videos, December 2012
Top 40 in Hard Rock Videos, October 2012
Top 40 in Hard Rock Videos, September 2012
Top 40 in Hard Rock Videos, August 2012
Top 40 in Hard Rock Videos, June 2012
Top 40 in Hard Rock Videos, March 2012
Press Coverage
EP Review by
Toronto, Canada band Crooked Valentine pumping Zombie meets rage !!!! Totally made me want to move my hips and shake my head back and forth. After having seen the band live i can honestly say that...
Toronto, Canada band Crooked Valentine pumping Zombie meets rage !!!! Totally made me want to move my hips and shake my head back and forth. After having seen the band live i can honestly say that...
In the Spotlight: Live Review by
Blasting a hard-hitting industrial sound with a metallic edge, they’ve got an addictive presence on stage and a pleasure jam to. Accompanied with some groovy guitar riffs and bass lines along side...
Blasting a hard-hitting industrial sound with a metallic edge, they’ve got an addictive presence on stage and a pleasure jam to. Accompanied with some groovy guitar riffs and bass lines along side...
I Knew This Night Would Be Awesome by
I knew the night was going to be awesome from the moment I got to The Hideout - one of Toronto's coolest venues. The vibe was dark, sexy, dangerous - everything you could want in a rock show. Since...
I knew the night was going to be awesome from the moment I got to The Hideout - one of Toronto's coolest venues. The vibe was dark, sexy, dangerous - everything you could want in a rock show. Since...
FAT - Crooked Valentine by
Crooked Valentine – |FAT| 2011 Posted on May 7, 2011 by annecayer | 1 Comment Sometimes all the world needs is a little rock ‘n roll. And with a beer-spitting front woman? Even better. With heavy...
Crooked Valentine – |FAT| 2011 Posted on May 7, 2011 by annecayer | 1 Comment Sometimes all the world needs is a little rock ‘n roll. And with a beer-spitting front woman? Even better. With heavy...
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