Make America Great Again

Duration

3:22

Genres

Alt. Rock

Description

Lyrics

High above 5th avenue in a Golden Penthouse built for two, I was lookin’ down on the streets below thinkin’— How to make my Empire grow. Then I had an Epiphany! It was my Manifest Destiny. I took Ivanka by the hand and whispered, “Daddy’s gonna Trump the Promise Land! We’re Gonna Make America Great Again, We’re Gonna find some Wars that We can Win. We’re Gonna Build that Wall, Sixty-Nine Feet tall, And I promise Mexico is gonna pay for it All! We’re Gonna Make America Great Again, We’re Gonna Ban the Muslims from Coming In. We’re Gonna Lock Her Up for Her Email Crimes, We’re Gonna Shut Down all the Fake News in the New York Times! Then I remembered—I had lots to forget… Bankrupt Casino’s and a Mountain of Debt, That night in Moscow was a real watershed, when those Golden Showers trickled down on my little head. Out of nowhere Moses Parted the Sea, and a Bare Nippled Savior rode in to save me. The Iron Curtain started opening wide, Suddenly my Guardian Angel just appeared from inside. He told me, “Do what I say, and your dreams will come true, Don’t you dare disobey—I’ll assassinate you. You will launder my cash, and you’ll be Richy Rich Now climb up on this horse ‘cuz you’re Putin’s new Bitch! And together we will… Make America Great Again, We’re Gonna Play the Press like a Violin. We’re Gonna Drain out the Swamp, and Clean up Washington’s Mess, We Gonna Gut the EPA and all that Climate BS! We’re Gonna Make America Great Again, We’re Gonna Blow Up Isis and they’re Next of Kin! We’ll Repeal and Replace—that Healthcare Disgrace, Then we’ll Spin our Lies and Alt Facts to our Alt Right Base! We're Gonna... Make America Great Again!