Funny Farmville Farmers (2nd ed.)
By: David Flack
Duration
3:54
Genres
Description
a satire on the popular facebook game, Farmville (updated from earlier version)
Lyrics
So early in the morning Before they even check their email They load up their farms in farmville Making sure their virtual crops do not fail Funny farmville farmers Clickin on their mice Worried the crops will wither (Sending gifts to their neighbours) In a land without any weather (And asking for return favours) Oh such funny creatures Well wheat and potatoes take only 3 days to grow But they wither away in a day and a half So hurry back online, don't be slow Schedule your life around farmville now (chorus) Over in Bulgaria was a politician Who played farmville while at council meeting Got booted out for mis-attention Cried his political opponent was six levels ahead of him (chorus) Some farmers have chickens and others elephants And some even run an amusement ride And some have their own schools and general stores Maybe some have unusual crops to hide (chorus) Now I've heard there are 78 million farmville farmers And with a billion population in developed countries In a crowd of (insert # in your audience) should expect (divide # by 12) farmville farmers So where are you here tonight (or this afternoon), raise your hands please Funny farmville farmers Don't want to be identified It's just a harmless game Not asking for your name Get to level one hundred Among your neighbours you'll have fame Then maybe to on to another game.
