That Pat Kelly Song

Duration

4:32

Description

Lyrics

THAT PAT KELLY SONG (p. kelly) SOCAN/BMI 2012 © Til Tuesday/ Pat Kelly I’m a regular guy in a regular bar I sing regular songs and I play guitar Every Friday night somewhere on a make shift stage Ain’t got no lights or smoke machines Just a 30 watt amp and ripped blue jeans A credit at the bar, that’ll pay for some drink or feed I’ve been doing this long and hard for years And I’ve seen a lot of guys drowning in their beers Right after a night of trying to impress that girl You know the one who struts on through the door Swinging her hair and a whole lot more Makes ya stand straight up and go running to that ATM It ain’t right, its Friday night You’re bound to find out later or soon It ain’t right, its Friday night You’re bound to find out later or soon So you’re buying her Smirnoff’s all night long And for all her friends who happened to come along Then ya make your best move, while the lights are dim You lean on in to get that kiss Just right then she says “Uh uh darling, not like this” Then she turns to her friends and off they go to the ‘billiards’ room. (chorus) It seems it’s been about an hour or two And you ain’t seen them come out of that there room So you ask the waitress to go inside and see if they’re fine The waitress comes on back to the bar Says ‘Sweety, I don’t know where they are.. But here’s their bill and I’ll give ya my two cents too.” She says “Read my lips honey, I aint saying this twice Whenever you’re buying that girl Smirnoff on ice Just make sure she buys YOU a drink or two Cause I’ve seen a lot of guys try and do their best Trying to find out what’s under that tight knit dress And the only thing I know for sure, and it’s a simple thing” It ain’t right, its Friday night You’re bound to find out later or soon It ain’t right, its Friday night And we ain’t got no ‘billiards’ room.