A Lousy Christmas

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4:00

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A Lousy Christmas Christmas morn' at 2am I heard some noise outside. I snuck up to the window and much to my surprise, Santa's sled was sitting right in the yard out back with Santa filling up his sack. Next thing, there comes Mama out from our back door. She had some milk and cookies like every year before. Santa snatched up Mama and held her really tight. Mama never tried to fight. I saw Ma and Santa get into Santa's sled. Under neath the presents, into a make-shift bed. The sled was shaking wildly. His reindeer stared in awe. 'gonna be a real strange Christmas, for sure. The ground began to rumble. The sled was squeekin' loud. Then I heard some movement from downstairs in the house. The back door burst wide open and Pa came walkin' out. He just stood there staring open mouthed. Suddenly and loudly Pa made his presence known. He told Ma to get out of that sled and get back into our home. Papa looked at Santa and clenched his fists real tight 'gonna be one hell of a night. Cause Papa caught my Mama with Santa in his sled. Santa got off easy with bruises to his head. He dumped my Ma and cracked his whip and took off with his reindeer 'gonna be a lousy Christmas this year. 'gonna be a lousy Christmas this year.