The Mono Song

Duration

3:14

Lyrics

My woman can usually outpace me, suddenly she's gotten oh so lazy, Things were getting worse, I took her to the nurse, What the doctor told us sounded crazy (He said she's got the) Mono and no no no no more kisses No more no more loving from the misses She's to lay around all day, and there's nothing she can take, He said no no no no no more and dismissed us. We found the doctors orders very troubling How could this be from kissing and from cuddling? We both shook our heads, this did not make sense, What was it we heard this doctor mumbling? (He said she had the) Mono and no no no no more kisses No more no more loving from the misses He gave us a brochure, sent us out the door and said no no no no way he could assist us. We drove back to our tight living quarters Crammed inside tighter than the hoarders With nothing else to do but express a love so true, that's when we ignored the doctors orders (He said I got the) Mono when I when I when I kissed her No more no more loving from the mister I sit around all day, just writing songs to play and I treat the treat the woman like my sister.