Call It Even

Nowhere else in today's music do you find that sly sense of humor you find in country music. The instrumentation of this song may not be country (I only wish I COULD play pedal steel!) but I've entered it in the country competition because (I hope) you will appreciate the humor. I confess to fantasizing about a country star recording this song (who should it be?). WARNING: Not a romantic ballad to play for your girlfriend.