Pastor Dick Cartoon
By: Soiled Souls
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Description
"Pastor Dick" is a tasteful and restrained Rock N Roll Critique of the modern relationship between church and state. Song by Lance Barnett of Austin Texas, and his band, "Soiled Souls".
Lyrics
Hey there Pastor Dick You're a two-faced hypocrite Through your smile and wit You've proven that you're full of ...it. Say now Pastor Dick Your clones many thousands strong Heed your words right or wrong Like any cult they would belong to. Pastor Dick - We wanna be like You Please tell us what to say, think and do We'll give you our money, our time and minds Though you wouldn't hesitate in leaving us behind. What's this Pastor Dick All wrapped up in politics Tell your people how to vote And that Jesus told you so? Say now Pastor Dick Why don't you get over it You're a fake on the take Your master plan's a big mistake. Pastor Dick you think you'll sit on a throne in heaven Only God and time will tell It might just be a toilet bowl Flushing straight to hell! Hey there Pastor Dick Paid a dollar for your book Didn't need a second look To see you're just another crook. Woah hey Pastor Dick You're a big celebrity Hob nob with the upper class Who use you while you kiss their aaaaahh... Last word Pastor Dick In case you don't know who you are Wanna be Christian Superstar Shotgun in the devil's car. Hallelujah, Hallelujah, Hallelujah, Hallelujah, Hallelujah Pastor Dick Wo-o-o-oh Pastor Dick!!!
