Facebook Stalker (you're not on Twitter but I follow you)
Album: Gift(ed) Wrapper
By: Ryan Slocum
By: Ryan Slocum
Duration
3:32
Genres
Description
I made this song basically as a joke. I realized how creepy so many people are on facebook and decided to make a joke song and music video. You can check out the music video on youtube at http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZvNCGQHmc5o I hope you like it.
Lyrics
I wake up in the morning and I look at your Facebook, Your friends tagged you in pictures let's look at the ones they took Damn girl you lookin good in that bikini and you would be so creeped out right now if you could even see me cuz i got your facebook and a bottle of lube, and them sexy videos that you got on youtube and i'm watching them, the way i'm watchin you you're not on twitter but i promise girl i follow you and all your statuses... i click i like that i'm writin all up on your wall but you don't write back and i see you changed the status of your relationship where the hell the button at so i can click i'm hatin this? (chorus) facebook stalker (repeat) you'll never even see me on your facebook bein creepy when you update your status that's when i receive a text, it seems like we are chatting and that feeling is the best people tell me that it's creepy yeah because we never met but i know all about you all because the internet your favorite music and hobbies i know all your favorite movies my favorite thing about you is that you play call of duty i join up all your sessions girl and then i let you shoot me it's like a candy coated bullett and your voice it is so soothing i got me a droid so i can stalk you from my phone so i'm lookin at your pictures as i'm walkin by your home i recorded you talking and your voice is my ring tone don't you feel so safe to know that you are not alone my stalking skills yeah you can't knock it yeah my stalking kills, and you can't stop it got an addiction for you, and i can't drop it so i'm all up on your ass like a back pocket (chorus) at night, i am looking through your window if he makes you a wife well than i'll make you a widow yup, you can think it's weird you can think it's scary, but let me clear we are going to get married, and you'll see, soon as someone introduces you to me, you won't wanna chuck the deuces you will think, that the guy you're with is useless, plus he'll be found dead with no fingertips and toothless.
