Doggie Style

Duration

3:39

Genres

Folk

Description

Lyrics

When I grew up we called them Mutts, we got them at the pound they weren’t the most attractive but their temperament was sound then Rottweillers mauled the neighbors kids and Pit Bulls killed the cats and people realized, Oh Shoot! Purebreds ain’t where it’s at. My hats off to the marketeers who figured out a way to name a mutt a CockerPoo and through the nose we’d pay. And now we have designer mutts for cocktail party brags How about a Labradoodle, to match your Kate Spade bag. We’re going in doggie style, need a name brand to go with it Drive a thousand miles, for a chance to take one home They’ve got sex appeal, and they’re hypo allergenic Going doggie style and throw the mutt a bone Now we’ve grown a cottage industry of breeders who perfect the art mating mongrels with the proper epithet Directors cut DVD’s can’t be very far behind “The Making of St. Chihuahua” would be a titillating find And so designer mutts are flying out the door with all the different breeds out there, who knows what’s next in store as purebreds jam their cages, there can be little doubt the mongrels have come home to roost, and now carry all the clout And they’ll go in doggie style, they’ll be eating on a pillow use a silver spoon, for their organic food Seemed like yesterday, relegated to a shelter Going doggie style can no longer be pooh-poohed. Let’s liberate the dog pounds and find the mutts a home It don’t take a rocket scientist to architect a nomenclature So instead of mongrel try a more alluring name like Chiweenie, Jugs or Bichpoo or a little Cockertese and charge a thousand bucks cause free would raise suspicion and they’ll stand in line, to pay you cash, of their own volition. I know it’s not intuitive, but it really is the truth the consumers status consciousness has given sales a boost! So they can go in doggie style, we will be the neighbors envy Shop at Bloomingdales to accessorize And to think as kids we only had a mongrel Going doggie style, and throw the mutt a bone Going doggie style , How could we have known When we go in doggie style the mutts ascend the throne