War is the President's Weed

Normally I write uplifting, inclusive, Kumbaya kind of songs, and I sing in a deep voice. But sometimes I eat or drink things that make my voice get high, the notes become uncertain, and my songs get a little sarcastic. Health food made from the blue agave plant seems to work especially well. This song has a short shelf life, because who knows what the next President's weed will be.