BABY PLEASE DON'T FART
By: MIKE WOERZ
Description
THIS IS A SONG ABOUT THE MORE INTIMATE QUALITIES OF A RELATIONSHIP... MIKE: ACOUSTIC GUITAR, LEAD GUITAR BASS GUITAR, ANALOG SYNTH, DIGITAL DRUMS, LEAD VOCAL
Lyrics
THE TIME HAS COME BABE, TO GET ON DOWN TO ROUTE 69, I WANNA HEAD DOWN SOUTH. IT'S JUST AN INCH AWAY, AND BEFORE I START I GOTTA ASK YOU BABY, BABY PLEASE DON'T FART.. IF THE WARM WIND BLOWS, IN AND PAST MY NOSE, I MIGHT JUST UP-CHUCK BABY, RIGHT INTO THE HOLE SO I BEG YOU BABY, FROM DEEP IN MY HEART WHEN I'M GETTIN' MY GRUB, BABY PLEASE DON'T YOU FART. DON'T POLLUTE MY NOSE, WITH THE SEWER SMELL. IF OLD BROWNIE BLOWS, IT'S GONNA STINK LIKE HELL. SO I BEG YOU BABY, FROM DEEP IN MY HEART, IT'S JUST AN INCH AWAY, BABY PLEASE DON'T FART... IT'S JUST AN INCH AWAY, BABY PLEASE DON'T FART... AH DON'T BLOW ME AWAY BABY, BABY PLEASE DON'T FART...
