Full Of Balony by Thomas Young

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3:35

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Skinny Minny,is what they called her, She had an eating problem,that she could not endure, She tried to see the Dr,so she could find a cure, She wanted to get better,so she could take a chance, She started eating everything,She couldn't get into her pants, But that didn't seem to help,she still had the rants, And as time went on,she found herself a man, She got herself involved,and she joined a band, Her man was the leader,he had a nice tan, Chorus She said she wanted to be called,Bonny Maronny, Cause her man's name,was Marcel Macarony , She also pointed out,he was full of balony, And he should be sent,to another colony, Bridge She started to pack on the pounds,and it got out of hand, If this kept up,she wouldn't be able to stand, It wouldn't be a pretty site,when she got canned, Once in awhile,we go down the wrong trail, We don't realize,that we are bound to fail, Its like using a rubber hammer,to drive a nail, Chorus + Bridge Well,its six of one ,and half a dozen of the other, We're either to fat,or to skinny,Oh brother, We either take after,out Father or Mother, And when its all done,who really cares, Its about as exciting,as climbing the stairs, We're getting to fussy,and trying to split hairs, Chorus Well as we get older,does it really matter, If we are to big or small,and madder than a hatter, And if we're getting smaller,or maybe fatter, It could be either or,or none of the latter ! Chorus