Manco Baghead

I'm a little teapot, short and stout. Here is my handle, here is my gun. One is for fighting, the other for fun. If you sound like Coldplay. If you are Coldplay. If you sound like U2. If you are U2. If you are The Killers. If you are Nickleback. If you are Lady frickin Gaga, etc. I do not sound like you.