SWOON

SWOON is one of the most unique things to hit planet Earth since her formation. SWOON consists of many characteristics alien to planet Earth. But, SWOON also has many similar characteristics, thus allowing some instances of human understanding. SWOON left their planet on a mission: To seek out and find other intelligent life-forms who could use SWOON to help improve their lives. Since their arrival, SWOON has adapted well to Earth becoming familiar with all cultures, religions, practices and ...

SWOON is one of the most unique things to hit planet Earth since her formation. SWOON consists of many characteristics alien to planet Earth. But, SWOON also has many similar characteristics, thus allowing some instances of human understanding. SWOON left their planet on a mission: To seek out and find other intelligent life-forms who could use SWOON to help improve their lives. Since their arrival, SWOON has adapted well to Earth becoming familiar with all cultures, religions, practices and most important Music. The time has come for something to change Earth's idea of what Music is or what it should be. Now with the planets aligned and all the elements at their disposal the Universe is open for the taking. Sit back, relax and let it all go. All your previous thoughts, ideas, knowledge, dreams, incantations, rituals and beliefs of what Music was and open your mind to what Music is now. Now that SWOON is here! (WARNING) Surgeon General Of Rock (WARNING): SWOON produces sounds never heard by mankind. If you encounter this SWOON be vary cautious the following has been reported to happen. SWOON contact can cause the following symptoms or side affects: Head Implosion, Panties Melting, Creaming Jeans, Face Burning, Auditory Artificial Insemination, Rockstar Sperm, Temporary God-Like Power, Mysteriously Improved Dancing Ability, Desire to Drink Inhuman Amounts of Alcohol, Strange Desire to have Unprotected Promiscuous Sex With Many Unanimous Partners, Dizziness, Uncontrolled Orgasms, Temporary Telepathy, X-ray Vision, Levitation, Enlarging of the Mammary Glands, Age Reversal, Loss of Bowel Control and sometimes Death! (with immediate Resurrection)