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TWO PUMP CHUMP

Duration

2:46

Genres

Other

Description

A whimsical account of how a phrase was turned three different ways.

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Lyrics

TWO PUMP CHUMP (c) 2013 by Summeoyo I drove my car into the station..........to put some gas into my tank. So I quickly did proceed to get fuel I thought I'd need On the trip that I was making to the bank. The cashier asked if 'that is all for you today - It seems so strange for you to buy your fuel this way - You will never go real far in a truck or in a car - You can't travel like a star if you're a TWO PUMP CHUMP.' The cashier's words came back to haunt me......... during my workout at the gym. I must honestly report, my routine I did cut short So a reprimand came from my trainer, Tim. “It's your choice – the kind of shape you want to be. The fit look's what your fans would want to see. Yes I know you are a bard and at times you're such a card. You'll be flabby and not hard if you're a TWO PUMP CHUMP.” My mother sat me down one ev'ning...She said...”I wanna talk some birds and bees. There's some knowledge you are missin' . So I think you ought to listen If your lady is the one you want to please.” “Oh you may bring your lady flowers ev'ry day. You may tell her that you love her – that's okay.” “You may fit like hand and glove........ but she will not rise above - And she'll never fall in love............ if you're a TWO PUMP CHUMP.

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