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You Got the Wrong Ding Dong, Honey (That One Over There is Free)

Album: CATCHER IN THE RYE
By:
amanda McDowell

Duration

2:56

Description

This is actually based on a true story. A "not even legal yet" who was "3 sheets to the wind" really did come up to my husband, stroke his hair and say, "I LOOOOVE salt and pepper." This song is a result of me trying to think of a nice way to say, "Girl, get yo hands off ma Husband!" Find out more at: www.amandamcdowell.com

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Lyrics

Mostly I'm a cream puff, soft and sweet and nice But, I just heard your last few words to my mate for life You said, "I love salt and pepper," and ran your fingers through his hair I don't mean to cause a scene, but let me clear the air You got the wrong ding dong, honey That one over there is free If you don't want to get king-konged, honey You better let that one be I'm his wife, with fryin' pan rights and it's not too heavy to swing Yeah, You got the wrong ding dong, honey That one over there is free Are you from California or are you just confused? That wedding band on his left hand means that cowboy's bein' used Or do you swing, and I don't mean dance, To broaden your horizons This may seem dumb, but from where we're from We call that adulterizin' You got the wrong ding dong, honey That one over there is free If you don't want to get king-konged, honey You better let that one be I'm his wife, with fryin' pan rights and it's not too heavy to swing Yeah, You got the wrong ding dong, honey That one over there is free I declare by your blank stare and wobble when you're walkin' Those words that nearly got you hurt were just tequila talkin' Let's find you some coffee, hon, I'll help you 'til you're sober It's a sin, the state your in you'd make a pass at Rover Yeah, You got the wrong ding dong, honey That one over there is free If you don't want to get king-konged, honey You better let that one be Let's get you sold on a nice sweet roll And there's still some good ones I see Yeah, you got the wrong ding dong, honey. I know he's cute and he's strong, honey But his girlfriend's an x-con honey Hey, that eclair over there is free

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