If I Were a Customer
By: Wm Perry
Duration
2:36
Genres
Lyrics
From the top down instructions With the whistling suction It's a heirarchal system and it won't be shook But with a midnight wedding And a ghost's beheading You can get the distance for an arm's length look And if I were a carpenter and you didn't change I'd have a hammer and you'd have shit for brains You're the hands down winner at the rec room dinner You're the suspect's sister, the arresting cop And you can't help hoping That the stuff that's broken 'd Fix its own damn self and walk on off If I were a customer and you stayed the same I could hammer all morning while you were circling the drain From the Hi how are you? To the ditch tomorrow You get a roll of tokens and list this long You can split the pills And flat the hills And you can wreck the car at the end of the song If I were a customer and you refused to sing I could hammer the counter You'd put your head under your wing
