Two Bags of Doritos

Duration

2:34

Lyrics

I was stressed out and disgusted the day she left town Every brilliant idea that I had she had to put it down I wanted just to watch the game and rest my weary woes But she got mad and grabbed a chair and broke 4 of my toes It’s gonna take a big glass of sweet tea before I can settle down It will wash the Four Advil and two Tylenol down Then I can focus my mind on better times, at least it’s a start It’s going to take two bags of Doritos to mend my broken heart I try not to snack but when I see a bag I gotta have one Pringles don’t tickle my fancy I need a chip orange like the sun Pardon the hue of my fingers, Oompa Loompah doopity doo I’m gonna lick this nacho dust off my digits hope it doesn't offend you It’s gonna take a big glass of sweet tea before I can settle down It will wash the Four Advil and two Tylenol down Then I can focus my mind on better times, at least it’s a start It’s going to take two bags of Doritos to mend my broken heart Bridge Popcorn and peanuts got nothing on tasty dusted triangles Make sure you chew up good or you esophagus will get mangled solo It’s gonna take a big glass of sweet tea before I can settle down It will wash the Four Advil and two Tylenol down Then I can focus my mind on better times, at least it’s a start It’s going to take two bags of Doritos to mend my broken heart 2015 Chris Jackson