Evil Dead Guy
Album: Future Tense
By: Sci-Fried
By: Sci-Fried
Duration
4:58
Genres
Description
Inspired by the film Army of Darkness, this song tells the tale of Ash, the hero of the Evil Dead trilogy, and his exploits vs. the evil dead.
Lyrics
In the woods lies the book made with sinister intentions Bound in flesh inked in blood full of demon resurrections Then me and Lynda drove to the cabin alone screw hotels this place is free I played the stupid tape now the evil’s escaped and now their coming after me Now Lynda’s gone, still comin’ strong, I said bring it on! Evil Dead Guy!, Evil Dead Guy! I’ll make a stand, boomstick in hand, S-Mart brand Evil Dead Guy!, Evil Dead Guy! They got in my hand made it bad so I cut it off with a chainsaw Now evil beware I’m no longer scared I got a shotgun and a lantern jaw I’ll give those demons all a run for their money while Bobby Joe goes out and hugs a tree Well not my favorite way to spend my vacation beats Thanksgiving with the family. Find the page, send granny to her grave, cast them all away Evil Dead Guy!, Evil Dead Guy! Tell me why, can’t keep no one alive, open up the skies Evil Dead Guy!, Evil Dead Guy! Now in the past surrounded by a bunch of primates they said give ‘em spikes I’m gonna give ‘em hell The promised one the greatest of my time as far as anybody here can tell Now all I got to do is find the book and say “Klatu Verata...Ugh” I said the words I guess the demons didn’t hear they got an army beating down our door Evil ash must die, henry join our side, help me pimp my ride, Evil Dead Guy!, Evil Dead Guy! We’ve won the day, best be on my way, make some shitty games, Evil Dead Guy!, Evil Dead Guy! Good...Bad...I’m the guy with the gun Evil Dead Guy!, Evil Dead Guy! Groovy...Come get some... Hail to the king baby! Evil Dead Guy!, Evil Dead Guy!
