Jerry Springer
Album: Back to Basics
By: COSTON
By: COSTON
Duration
3:34
Genres
Description
This song is about a Jerry Springer Fan who leaves his job, goes home, and everything at home is off the chain and out of control; so what does he do, he sits down and watches the Jerry Springer Show!!
Lyrics
JERRY SPRINGER © 2009, 2010 by Garry B. Coston at the Library of Congress, Washington, D.C. From the Album, “Back to Basics” Written, Composed & Performed by Garry B. Coston @ Coston Studios, Bradenton, FL The Author, Composer and Perform is a Member of BMI, Inc. This recording is registered with BMI, Inc. 4 Bar Intro Ah, go Jerry, go Jerry, go Jerry, go Jerry, go Jerry, go Jerry, go Jerry, go Jerry, go Jerry, go Jerry, go Jerry, go Jerry, go Jerry, go Jerry, go Jerry, go Jerry! Well I’m on my way, gotta start my day, well deep in mind mind, the dirtiness inside, So I leave my job, gotta have some fun, well it’s almost time, to release, the darkness deep inside, I go home and find my best friend with my wife, what better way to have a sinful life, And my Son and my Daughter never made it to school, cause they are having sex in the second bedroom, And my best friend Dave, is running out the door, Cause he just had sex, with my second Son, But the Only thing that can calm me down, is just a great big dose of TV Prime Time Jerry Springer, Gotta have him, Oh, Jerry Springer, oh oh, (c’mon!) Go Jerry, go Jerry, go Jerry, go Jerry, go Jerry, go Jerry, go Jerry, go Jerry! I want to be a Singer, so I can buy me a trailer, and live the easy life, so I can cheat, and steal, and do my whoring wife, I never told a soul, that I sold my body when I was young, but to tell you the truth, I really liked it all, and yeah it’s all good, I never told anyone about my deep dark side, about the many orgies with my second wife, about the fling I had with a pretty drag queen, she was the prettiest guy, a guy has ever seen, and yeah my family, well they will never know, just how much I loved being the biggest male whore, but I learned it in 19 years of time, yeah with a big old dose of TV prime time, Jerry Springer, gotta love him, Jerry Springer, he’s the only only one, (c’mon!) Go Jerry, go Jerry, go Jerry, go Jerry, go Jerry, go Jerry, go Jerry, go Jerry, go Jerry, go Jerry, go Jerry, go Jerry, go Jerry, go Jerry, go Jerry, go Jerry! What a worthless life, with my whoring wife, well my daughter and son, they run away from home, well everyone they know, that I’m the biggest whore, yeah all of you, you do the same thing too, oh, Jerry Springer, gotta love him, ooh, Jerry Springer, gotta have him, oh Jerry Springer, oh I need him, Jerry Springer, uh huh, ooh yeah, Jerry!
