Facebook Stalker

Lyrics

So a couple months ago I got a friend request on my Facebook land of the socially obsessed I'm not sure who this girl is but she's only got three friends I said "What the hell? What's the harm in letting her pretend?" Now that was a while back and I let myself forget About that random ass girl and her random ass friend request That's when I logged on one day to see: 150 Notifications! Holy shit someone loves me! I'm thinkin' "Damn son" Who's this bitch? Who looked through every album and commented on every pic? I don't even look at myself that much She even made a crack about a picture of my but And I understand looking even when you can't touch But I've never even met the girl who's checking out my stuff And that's when I remembered a random girl with three friends Man, now I've got a stalker How's this shit gonna end? (Chorus) If I'm on your top news feed And you're starin' at pictures of me! Yousa Facebook stalker! Facebook stalker! Yousa Facebook stalker! Facebook stalker! If I've only been single three days And you comment on everything I say! Yousa Facebook stalker! Facebook stalker! Yousa Facebook stalker! Facebook stalker! Friends list, scroll down, like walking through my hometown Everyone I recognize until I see that stalker clown Block, delete! Get off of my screen! Girl you got some problems I'm not tryin' to be mean I don't know you, you don't know me Sure I'm pretty but don't BLOW ME UP with every single comment you want to show me But no worries now you've been removed get a clue Go find a dude who wants a creepy stalker like you So if you've ever made a comment on a two month old post Or gone through seven albums where you commented the most And you notice that you never got a post in return Yousa certified stalker THATS A TITLE YOU EARN! (Chorus) If I'm on your top news feed And you're starin' at pictures of me! Yousa Facebook stalker! Facebook stalker! Yousa Facebook stalker! Facebook stalker! If I've only been single two days And you comment on everything I say! Yousa Facebook stalker! Facebook stalker! Yousa Facebook stalker! Facebook stalker! Facebook stalkin is bad no matter what you hear I'll be in therapy for damn near three years With every new person I meet, I'm thinkin they're a creep And I'm afraid to even give their profile a peek It's just not right when everyday I'm up tight Thinkin I might be the next stalkers delight I can't sleep at night! Cause I'm afraid when I open my eyes that crazy bitch will be in my sight! You may think I'm a woos and maybe it's true But have you ever had a stalker stalkin you? And I'm not talkin about them stalker wannabes Sittin up in your tree tryin to sneak a peak Na, I'm talkin about them real OG's Goin to profile to profile posting on everything they see They're the Facebook stalkers they're the scariest they be! So if you meet the criteria, STAY THE HELL AWAY FROM ME! (Chorus) If I'm on your top news feed And you're starin' at pictures of me! Yousa Facebook stalker! Facebook stalker! Yousa Facebook stalker! Facebook stalker! If I've only been single today And you comment on everything I say! Yousa Facebook stalker! Facebook stalker! Yousa Facebook stalker! Facebook stalker! (Chorus) If I'm on your top news feed And you're starin' at pictures of me! Yousa Facebook stalker! Facebook stalker! Yousa Facebook stalker! Facebook stalker! Even if I get engaged I know you'll comment on every damn thing I say! Yousa Facebook stalker! Facebook stalker! Yousa Facebook stalker! Facebook stalker!