Homeless
By: James Konopasek
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Description
Homeless is an original song by James Konopasek (Copyright, 2011) that spoofs some of the fake homeless people he sees working the freeways of Portland, Oregon.
Lyrics
HOMELESS An Original Song By James Konopasek (Copyright, 2011) I’m a homeless, But I’m doing fine Homeless Got several homemade (or freeway) signs Homeless Take dollar, won’t take a dime I sure could use a bottle of wine I’m a homeless Will work for food, Homeless Hungry and my dog is too Homeless You working stiffs are the fools I sure could use a bottle of booze I’ve always been a little lazy Never held a steady job Some people think I’m dumb and crazy But I’m dumb as a fox I’m a homeless I’m a filthy mess Homeless Begging hard and need some rest Homeless You working stiffs are a wreck I sure could use some good sex I’m a homeless But I’m not broke Homeless I’m always a little stoked Homeless For working stiffs life’s a joke I sure could use some good smoke I’ve always been a little lazy Never held a steady job Some people think I’m dumb and crazy But I’m crazy as a fox Repeat 1st verse and close
