Turnbuckle Bitch

Duration

4:24

Genres

Hard Rock

Description

Lyrics

Intro In this corner, weighing in at 182 pounds, from the sunny coast of San Francisco...The tanned terrier, the aerosal adonis,... the challenger, Courteous Ken Doll-iscious! And making his way down the aisle, (hide your kids folks),..with broken shackles (chain noise), just released from the Ravenswood Asylum for the Criminally Insane... weighing in at an incredible four hundred and fifty pounds...Standing 7'4'', (Oh my God, he's laughing again)...is the champion, the Devil's disciple, Hell's Unholy Avenger, (hey, give me the mic back), "The only thing you miniscule humans need to know, is...is that...I'm just a bad-mother-fucker"....Ahh-hah-hah-hah-hah The ref counts one, he's out, already down, skull splat rip and a bone crunch sound... Crowd yells stop, so I smash em with a chair, throw the fucker out cause I just don't care.... You're my... turn-buckle baby...kick ya in the mouth... turn-buckle lady...ready for my special move... turn-buckle momma...lyin on the floor... turn-buckle baby...your my turn-buckle bitch.... Verse 2 The ref counts two, I pull em from the floor, his fans just gasp, I gouge his eye some more...Take em by the throat and show the fans it's fake, Ken-Dolliscious screams, I know I heard a break... Solo Verse 3 The ref counts three but I don't hear it called, a pile driver smash, another broken jaw... I leave the ring a Champ, the hated one, it's true, but I just raise my hand and say...fuck you... Showstopper, clothesline, dragon whip attack, camel clutch squeeze, a Superfly splash... Hulk's drop kick and Jake's DDT, Stone cold stunner, a figure four knee... Undertaker's Tombstone, Kurt's ankle lock, Andre's slam, a glare from the Rock... It all ends now, my move, the Devil's Ditch, lying on the floor, your my turn-buckle bitch...hah-hah-hah