White Trash Deco
Duration
4:33
Genres
Description
They say Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned. I think they are right!
Lyrics
Honey you've been staying out late every night While I've been Suzy Homemaker makin everything right Well Better Homes and Gardens got nothin on our yard I'm beginning to think I've been trying too hard I've done a few things you might like better I'll be out of your life before you read this letter You haven't been available for consultation So some of this decor called for speculation Well don't write any checks cause they'll just bounce back Don't use the credit cards cause they're all at the max But don't worry babe, I spent it all on you To go with all the cute little things that you do Oh I've been wanting so long just to wring your neck, oh Instead I re-did your house in White Trash Deco Well your stock car tires made real good planters I hope the drainage holes don't raise your dander I took the champagne and left you wine in a box Oh yeah I put your stock car up on cinder blocks I hope the new bedroom set is not too crass But it really compliments the Billy Big Mouth Bass I gave your tackle box to the ice cream man And left you some Spam and cheese in a can I had a bulldozer knock down your shop And I put all the bricks along the front sidewalk I took all the money your Mom left you from bingo and invested in some pretty plastic pink flamingos I found a clearance sale on acid washed jeans And I put them right next to your girly magazines You'll catch a new woman with your blue suede suit with your leopard print snuggies and a bucket of Brut
