I Asked Mrs. Bigfoot on a Date
By: Ron Davies
Duration
3:30
Genres
Description
Comedy Rock song about a desperate male running into Mrs. Bigfoot and ending up asking her on a date.
Lyrics
When we first met I startled her I guess Came out from the trees, her hair was a mess Overall look a disgrace She had mud caked to the hairs on her butt 'Fingers and toenails never been cut Love at first sight not the case She must tip her beautician low Hair covered her from her head to her toe Matted with sweat from the chase As we drew closer a bad smell arose So bad I had to plug my nose When I met Mrs. Bigfoot face to face Chorus: Had a strange reaction I though about my fate Find something in common and things would be great Had to take advantage i knew I couldn't wait I asked Mrs. Bigfoot on a date She couldn't fit in my car so I tied her to the top Slid down the windshield with each sudden stop Wipers got caught in her hair I might have drove a little faster than I should Being out in the wind did her nothing but good Pretty soon we were there Chorus: Our communication was the best I'd ever found All she could do was make a grunting sound Never been this good before Sat down to eat bo Before the matricide Brought up to her his no shirt policy Escorted us both out the door Chorus: I thought I'd make my move I knew the time was right Wanted to get at least a kiss that night Hoping that she would like me Thought my life would never be the same When out from a distance Mr. Bigfoot came Put an end to my fantasy Chorus:
