Mr. Spicy Robot
Album: One Hit Wonders
By: The ATX
By: The ATX
Duration
3:00
Genres
Description
The title of this song is "Mr. Spicy Robot" The melody and accompaniment are played simultaneously on a nylon string guitar. It's unlike anything you've heard before- spoken in first person by Mr. Spicy Robot himself. Each self-centered egotistical verse explains in detail why he is cooler, more obnoxious, and more desireable than any of us will ever be. Mr. Spicy does it real, reeeeal BIG!! By the end of this 3min song it will be overly abundant as to why
Lyrics
Verse 1- You can't beat my bolts with a Craftsman wrench, I stay cool when it's hot under lock in a clench, My joints are all lubed, my LED's bright, When it's dark out at night I can make my own light, Robot hoes know I give the best service, It makes robot bros a little too nervous, Come through wreck your crew and take what you've got, That's why they call me Mr. Spicy Robot Chourus 2x (spelling Mr Spicy one letter at a time) M - R - S - PICY M - R - S - PICY Verse 2- I show up to weddings and pull down my pants, At the reception I do my robot dance, Married chicks watch then want a divorce, So they can ride the mechanical robot horse, My moves stop the crowds, cuz I'm a crowd pleaser, Which turns your mood foul like that Scrooge Ebenezer, Make way as I pass and part the Red Sea, For the robot that they call Mr. Spicy Chorus 2x (same format as above) Verse 3- You sit home alone jack off and eat Digorno, I'm out getting paid for another robo-porno, I fly on G5's and roll in Maybach Coupes, My shit smells so good they're sellin "Spicy-Poo" perfume, It does not matter if she's only 13, If space will allow I'll go in between, Your mother, your cousin, and even little sister, Line up to go down on the Spicy Robot Mr! Chorus 2x (same format as above) -avail. on itumes-
