Hexlust

Out of the casket and into your living room! We come from a land where metal comes to die, suffering from the plague that was nü metal and Pantera. Four, count'em, four disgusting vile zombies are ready to come and rid the land of the lumbering tyrannical dictatorship of modern metal and feast on the brains of the innocent mall goths. We've come to murder you with metal! THRASH TILL ALZHEIMERS!