Rowdy Walker & Friends

I am an American. I like firearms and big cars. I believe what I earn belongs to me and my family, not some governmental bureacrat with bar code hair and self interest. I don't think playing with toy guns makes you a killer. I believe no one ever died because of something Peter Steele, Dani Filth or Jesse Hughes sang. I think that being an philosophy student doesn't give you any more insight than working at Target. Anything with the words fat-free or low on the package is not on my diet. I be...

I am an American. I like firearms and big cars. I believe what I earn belongs to me and my family, not some governmental bureacrat with bar code hair and self interest. I don't think playing with toy guns makes you a killer. I believe no one ever died because of something Peter Steele, Dani Filth or Jesse Hughes sang. I think that being an philosophy student doesn't give you any more insight than working at Target. Anything with the words fat-free or low on the package is not on my diet. I believe everyone has a right to pray to his or her God or gods. My heroes are John Wayne, Winston Churchill, Ronald Reagan, Norman Schwartzkopf, Colin Powell and whoever canceled "Mr. Belvedere". I don't despise the rich. I don't feel sorry for the poor. Bugs Bunny still makes me laugh. Even with a village, it takes parents with a strong voice ready to back it up. Piercings and tattoos are great if you want them, but don't make as if they're a political statement. I like fast women, hard liquor and a beer first thing in the morning, and don't even think about asking me if I want tofu. I will not abide or trade-off just to spare somebody's sensibilities. I'm neither mad nor has anyone taken my right to vote, no matter how frantically the mainstream media would like everybody to believe differently. YES, I am an American.