Nicotine Tea

A married couple living in North Dakota are sitting in their kitchen, having afternoon tea. The wife smiles at her husband, watching him sip at the cup she had prepared for him. Two sugars, milk, and his deadened taste buds; all hiding the strange taste. "Oh yeah... ye're gonna' die... I'd imagine quite painfully, too...... not sure how long before it really starts to kick in, though... but the suspense is killin' me, don'tcha' know?"