I AM SO REAL INDIAN MAN.

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YES. I CALLED KAREN LESA A "GAY BOIY" FOR BEING SUCH A QUEER BOIY FUCKING LOVER AGAINST ME. "TRUE OR FALSE HOE S?" RE: THE ALL OF THIS. ELECTRIC AVENUE IS A FUCKING SONG. SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU NIGGA HEROIN JUNKIE YOU. RE: EDDY GRANT (GOVERNMENT SPELLING NAME) "NO. WE WILL NOT BE ROCKING ONWARDS TOGETHER TOWARDS MY FUCKING REAL LIVE ELECTRIC AVENUE HOE." RE: MY SHITTE MY GAME MY THING MY NAME. 500PX . COM "THE ULTRA PREMIER OF SMARTASS." AKA "THE HO HUM MOST BORING NIGGAS." THEY OFFER AN ADULT SELECTION FOR THE PICTURES THAT ARE UPLOADED. I POSTED MY SIMPLE HALLOWEEN PICTURES ANYWAYS. "CARTOON PENIS PICTURES OF HUMOR ACTUALLY." WHY DO YOU OFFER A NUDITY SELECTION THEN? JUST DELETE THE FUCKING PICTURES THEN. GIVE ME BACK MY SHITTY FUCKING ACCOUNT. FUCKING SMARTASSES. NO. YOU ARE REAL CUNT FUCKING SMARTASSES. WHAT DOES ADULT MEAN TO YOU THEN? YOU FUCKING LOSERS YOU. "WE FINALLY GOT JOEY. HA HA HA! WE ARE SUCH BIG LITTLE GIANT HEROIN JUNKIE FUCKED FACES NOW HA HA HA!" I CALL O U T . "HERE NIGGA!" and OH GREAT! HERE YOU COME RUNNING RIGHT FUCKING NOW. "JOSEPH WE HAVE OUR HEROIN FOR OUR EVENING! and OH JOEY! YOU ARE SO BANNED TOO JOE!" RE: NIGGA KAREN LESA INTELLECT. 500px . com /login/redirect YES. THE BIG 1979 EBOLA SCARE. THE ILLITERATES: "HE BOWLS TOO." YES. AS IN... "JOEY BOWLS ON A REAL BOWLING LEAGUE RIGHT UP THE STREET THERE." RE: MY MILFORD MASSACHUSETTS. MY TIME IS NOW 3:03 AM. 1. I STARTED POSTING MY VIDEOS. BUT WELL... THE STORY...MY REAL LIVE STORY THICKENS. "THE VERY LOUD COMING UP THE STAIRS. YES." I WAS JUST SUDDENLY AWOKENED UP. YES. "IS AWOKENED UP" A REAL LIVE SENTENCE? THE "BIG TIME WELFARE MOVES" TRICK IS THAT THIS IS THE POLICE. YES. THE DOVER POLICE DEPARTMENT IS HERE FOLKS. "SO THAT JOEY MIGHT CALL US NIGGAS." LOL. NO. I DID NOT. LOL. ALL OF THE POLICE OUTSIDE OF MY PLACE RIGHT NOW. "ALL BECAUSE JOEY DREW HIS CURTAINS HALF COVERING OUR FEDERAL OFFENSE ILLEGAL VIEWS." YES. "BAD INTENTIONS CREATE ILLEGAL ACTIVITY." BOOM. BOOM. BOOM. NO. SIMPLY I HEARD REAL SCREAMS WHEN I DREW MY SHADES EARLIER. THE HEROIN JUNKIES MAY LOSE THEIR FIXES OVER THIS. ME. MOST OBVIOUSLY... "THERE IS NOTHING TO SEE OVER HERE NIGGA. AS HAS BEEN MOST LEGALLY PROVEN NOW ALREADY." SO ANYWAYS I JUST OPENED THEM BACK UP AGAIN. ONE COP CAR...ONE FAKE COP. "OH! JUST PLAYING VIDEO GAMES HERE WITH MY HOMIES FOR A SECOND OR TWO." THE OTHER CRUISER CRUISERS... "NICE NEW FORD TAURUS VEHICLES. I WANT MINE IN WHITE THEN NIGGA." LEFT ALREADY I GUESS SO. YES. BANG! BANG! BANG! YES. I WANT MY REAL LIVE POLICE CRUISER IN... "ST. JOSEPH'S PUROS SNOW WHITE PEARL COCAINE WHITE." YES. I THINK HE HAS THE CRUISER WITH THE PLASTIC WHEEL COVER RIMS. "THE DOVER NEW HAMPSHIRE REAL POLICE MAN STARTER KIT." RE: HILL-BILLY NIGGAS ON A BUDGET. SUBMITTED. THEY ARE LIKE DISPLAYING THE VEHICLE FOR MY... "REAL LIVE ST. JOSEPH'S APPROVAL" RIGHT HERE I GUESS. and BOOM! HE JUST RAN DOWN THE STAIRS "STEVEN HAY FASHION and STYLES." HE LOOKED UP AT ME... and YES OF COURSE... MY SUSAN HOE COMMANDO PATROLS: "THE DOVER NEW HAMPSHIRE POLICE DEPARTMENT JUST TOOK OFF." MY EXACT TIME IS NOW 3:30 AM. BUT REALLY 3:33 AM NOW HOE S. "HEY! I SAID HAY YOU! LOOK INTO THIS THEN!" YES. DAYLIGHT SAVINGS APPARENTLY. ALL OF MY CLOCKS ARE LOOKING ONE HOUR AHEAD RIGHT NOW. TRICK TRICK TRICK. "NO WONDER YOUR STUPID EXTRA EXTRA EXTRA (XXX TRICK) CHEATING WIFEY HOE WAS EARLY." I AMERICAS MOST WANTED TO YELL ON DOWN TO LIL RANDY DUDE GUY PAL BUDDY PARTNER FELLA... "HEY! YOUR WIFEY HOE ISNT REALLY HERE DUDE!" RE: YOU EXTRA HEAVY DUTY FLASHLIGHTS TONIGHT PARANOID FUCKING FUCKS YOU. "JOEY JUST PUT ALL OF US MEN IN BLUE INTO COUNSELING AGAIN. YES FOR EXTRE EXCESSED PARANOIAS PROBLEMS TROUBLES." SIGNED... "THE DICK WITHOUT THE PENIS." YES IDIOT! YOUR PORN STAR WIFEY HOE (NIGGAS PLEASE) HAS NOT SEEN ME IN "THAT GOD-DAMNED" MANNER IN OVER 24 YEARS NOW DUDE. JUST RELAX THEN PARTNER and FORGET ALL OF THIS EVER SO MOST VERY TRAUMATIZING INFORMATIONES OYES HEYS HAYES! YES. PLEASE DO... HUG MY 24 TO 37 YEARS OLD "BY THE THOUSANDS NOW!" CHILDREN FOR ME NOW. TEN FUNNY PEOPLE NOW: "OH IS JOEY FILMING TONIGHT (ME: "WHAT THE FUCK DUDE!?" and YOUR WIFEY HOE IS (ALWAYS) O U T . AGAIN and STAYING OVER HER SISTER MOMMAS HOUSE PLACES LOCATIONS AGAIN? YESSSSSSSSSSS! YOU FUCKING IDIOTS YOU!" OH WOW! THEN HOE S. "THESE DUDES ARE REALLY FUCKED IN THEIR FUCKING ENVIOUS HEADS." TEN FUNNY PEOPLE NOW: "OH IS JOEY FILMING TONIGHT (ME: "WHAT THE FUCK DUDE!?" and YOUR WIFEY HOE IS (ALWAYS) O U T . AGAIN and STAYING OVER HER SISTER MOMMAS HOUSE PLACES LOCATIONS AGAIN? YESSSSSSSSSSS! YOU FUCKING IDIOTS YOU!" HEY! I SAID HAY DUDE! MAYBE SHE HAS ANOTHER MAN DUDE!? I DON'T KNOW...YES WELL MAYBE...YES. RE: YOUR CHEATING FUCKING WHORE WIVES. ME: "NOTHING TO DO WITH ME THIS TIME NOW DUDE." NO. WELL HELL NO! NO! NO! NOT UNTIL I START WRITING AGAIN..THAT IS. NIGGA. YOU PARANOID DELUSIONAL EXTREMELY JEALOUS ENVIOUS ILLITERATE FUCKING FUCKS YOU. I AM (MA) THE REAL LIVE PSYCHIC MAN. MY SWEET LOVING KIND DOVER NEW HAMPSHIRE SUSAN HOE: "WELL APPARENTLY SO! JOEY KNOWS ALL OF YOUR WEAKNESSES VERY WELL INDEED." YOU ARE THE WEIRDO NUT JOB NO JOBS WACKO TIN FOILED HAT FUCKING MEN. RE: "HEY! WHICH PLANET REAL LIVE PATROL MAN'S HOLY COWS ROUTE HEY! ARE YOU BROADCASTING FROM ANYWAYS?" "NIGGA IS TALKING THROUGH HIS RADIO O U T . OF A 'USED ALREADY NOWS' REAL LIVE HOMIE G. CRACK HEADS TIN CAN." ME...ALL I EVER SAID WAS: "HEY SPEAK UP ON ME THEN NIGGA!? HEY! I SAID HAY YOU! YES. YOU BEEN SMOKING THAT CRACK AGAIN DUDE!?" IN SUMMARY: "THE DOVER NEW HAMPSHIRE PARANOID JEALOUS CRACK SMOKING POLICE DEPARTMENT." 1 (JOEY) ADAM TWELVE. "JUST LIKE YOUR WIFEY HOE ALWAYS LOVE IT." YES...SHHHHHHHH... "HEY HOE! (MY SUSAN) WE NEED A NEW TOP SECRET FILMING LOCATION SET UP AGAIN. I CANNOT KEEP ON DELAYING THIS NOW HOE." RE: THESE DUDES ARE ALL "ON TO" US RIGHT NOW. YES. HE WANTS TO "JUST STARE AT THE KID" and ASK ME... "OKAY JOSEPH SO WHO IS SUSAN?" 1. THERE IS NO SUSAN. ME: "YES. BUT THERE REALLY IS FOR ME." 2. I HAVE MADE CONTACT WITH NOT ONE PERSON HERE IN 6 FUCKING YEARS NOW. 3. I AM A REAL PSYCHIC. 4. I WAS HERE IN 1986 UP INTO 1993. YES. 5. ALL OF MY BABY DAUGHTERS. and I WILL JUST GET ALL EXCITED: "OH WOW! YES! WHY DID SHE DIE FINALLY!?" AKA "IS THAT FUCKING BITCH DEAD OR FUCKING WHAT NOW!?" RE: ONE BORN COMEDIEN FUCKING SICILIAN ACTOR GUY. "JOEY IS A TRAINED FUCKING ACTOR. I SWEAR TO THIS." YES. "JUST CALL ME MR. CRAZY JOEY (GALLO) FUCKING HOLLYWOOD!" RE: THE REAL FUCKING CRAZY JOE. AKA "JOEY BATTS." FOR MY BIGG FATT FUCKING PENIS. "FOR MY BASEBALL BAT SWINGING ABILITIES." YES. I DO NOT EVEN HAVE A WAY TO KNOW ANY OF YOUR NAMES LEGALLY. I AM A REAL FUCKING PSYCHIC. YES. "HE SPEAKS WITH NOT ONE PERSON IN SIX YEARS and ALL OF YOU ARE STILL RUNNING YOUR MOUTHS!?" YES. "HEY! IS SHE DEAD? IS ALL OF MY MONEY FINALLY COMING TO ME NOW!?" ALL BLANK STARES. I LAUGH. THE WOMEN MY WOMEN ALL COVER FOR MY HUMOR. TOPIC NUMBER ONE... "HEY! DID THE CUNT FINALLY DIE OR WHAT NOW HAY!?" ME. OVER THE POLICE RADIO. MY SUSAN HOE SLUTTY WHORE: "TEN FUCKING HOURS IN A ROW NOW. NO. HE (MY JOEY WOWEYS) REALLY DOES THIS SHITTE TO PEOPLE." OH I DO HAVE SO MUCH FUCKING MONEY COMING TO ME NOW. NIGGA. (NOTE MY SARCASM) HA! HAAAA! HAAAA! THEY DO THIS EVERY YEAR OR SO. THE "ALL OF THESE WOMEN ARE TOO TALL TO HAVE BEEN WITH JOEY." ROUTINES. WRONG. TAKE OFF YOUR SHOES THEN SUSAN HOE. YES. WHEN I WAS MUCH YOUNGER BACK IN MY 1970'S (FOR EXAMPLE) WELL OKAY THEN YES! YOU WERE ALL TALLER THAN ME. BECAUSE I WAS ALWAYS VERY MUCH YOUNGER THAN YOU. HOES. YOU SILLY FUCKING HOE S. YOU. "BRENDA JEAN WAS STANDING NEXT TO JOEY JUST TWO DAYS AGO NOW." YES. MISS SUSAN HOE WAS TOO. THE WALKING GHOSTS OF. YES. "BE A TRUE 'IN THE TRUTH' BELIEVER OR JUST BE 'STAYED' DEAD THEN." IF YOU DO NOT BELIEVE IN YOUR "ALL OF MY WOMEN NOW" BEING "TIMED O U T ." WITH MY USING MY REAL LIVE ST. JOSEPH'S MAGIC... WELL THEN...QUITE SIMPLY... "SO SORRY HOE. BUT YOU DIED." BUT YES! I STILL DO SEE ALL OF YOU. YES. NO. I DO NOT HAVE TO BE SAD. I AM STILL LOOKING AT YOU HONEY HOE. I SEE ALL OF YOU ALL DAY LONG... "IT IS YOU and YES! YOU ALWAYS SHALL LOOK VERY MUCH DIFFERENT NOW." RE: VERY OFTEN NOT AS ATTRACTIVE. WERE YOU TIMED O U T . FOR SAFETY. (!?) HEY! WERE YOU KILLED DURING THIS WAR. (!?) WELL...NO! I HAVE NO MORE TIME FOR ANY OF YOU TO DECIDE THIS FOR YOURSELVES NOW. "JOEY'S WIN IS FAR MORE FUCKING IMPORTANT NOW." YES. "KUNG POW S."THEN HOE. PAO. YES. THIS MEANS = PRISONER OF WAR. YOUR ILLITERATES TURNED THIS INTO A $4.99 LUNCH PLATE DISH. PAO MEANS "JOEY SAYS: HEY! FUCK YOU PAY ME" AS WELL NOW. YES. KUNG MEANS... "JOEY'S GUN WEAPON IN HIS HAND." ALSO TOO NOW. YES. "JOSEPH USING HIS HANDS AS HIS MOST DEADLY WEAPONS." STRIKE ONE STRIKE FU! TOO TWO'S NOW HOE S. "(YOU NEVER TRY and...) FOOL THE MAN WHO HAS ALREADY FOOLED YOU." REPEAT: SEARCH MY WRITING. THIS WAS ALL ALREADY WRITTEN ABOUT RIGHT HERE. "I CLOSE MY SHADES and THEY MOVE IN WHEN I FALL ASLEEP." JUST LIKE I DID TWO YEARS AGO NOW. RE: I AM SO FUCKING DRUG FREE YESSSSSSSS! YOU FUCKING NIGGAS YOU. LET'S DRUG TEST EVERYONE NEAR ME... and YES. WHOEVER LOSES WITH REAL DRUGS IN THEIR SYSTEMS GETS TO BE REMOVED THEN. YES! FULLY FUCKING REMOVED THEN. I NEED YOU ALL TO LEGALLY PUT YOUR FUCKING MONEY FILLED MOUTHS UP. YES. I AM VERY ANGRY ABOUT YOUR HEROIN "EATING" DOG... INSTEAD OF YOU HAVING EVEN A REAL DRUG "SNIFFING" DOG. YOUR NIGGA SARCASTIC FUCKING HUMOR GOT YOU KILLED DUDE. YES. I AM (MA) THE REAL PSYCHIC I KNOW ALL OF YOUR NIGGA STORIES DUDE. YES. RE: RANDY LOSER and HIS HEROIN JUNKIE DOGS. THE ILLITERATES... "OH! JOSEPH MEANS: JUNKYARD DOGS." NO. I DO MEAN "JUNKIE FUCKING DOGS." MINCING WORDS. THIS IS THE DISEASE OF YOUR ILLITERACY. YES. "DRUG SNIFFING DOGS WORK FOR THE DRUG ENFORCEMENT AGENCIES." WELL DUH YES. MOST OBVIOUSLY TO ANYONE WITH A BRAIN. FUCK. FUCK. FUCK YOU.