Just Another Drunken Tourist (in Key West)
Album: Everyday's a Saturday
By: The Mango Men
By: The Mango Men
Duration
5:02
Genres
Description
Just Another Drunken Tourist (in Key West) is a very funny, sing-along, type song, about your first night in Key West that you don't remember because you had a little too much fun :)
Lyrics
Just Another Drunken Tourist (in Key West) © 2009 The Mango Men Way down south around A1A, there’s a, little tourist town, They throw a party every night, just to watch the sun go down, When that big old ball of fire, disappears into the sea, Cheers go up, drinks go down, just like a Times Square NYE, I first blew out a flip flop, on Duval and stubbed my toe, When I tried to find a band aid, I found a stool at Sloppy Joes, When the house band started rockin’, the joint filled up real fast, I’m sure glad my hotel’s near, ‘cause tonight I might get trashed, so Can you help me find my hotel room, I swear it was right here, When I checked in this afternoon, before I started drinkin’ beer, But I stopped in every honky tonk, and I bought too many rounds, and Now I’m almost out of money, and the ATM’s are down, Now I’m tired and my feet hurt, but it’s time I must confess, I’m just another first night drunken mess, Just another drunken tourist in Key West. Ducked into Irish Kevin’s, he was singin’ dirty songs, Everybody’s getting’ hammered, so I just drank along, Raised a few more pints, headed back out to the street, Stumbled into Capt. Tony’s, where a voice called, “have a seat”, The old man downed his whiskey, then he, started tellin’ me, A bunch of crazy stories, one about a Mango in Paree, Then I was off to see the Hog, it was the next stop on my crawl, I learned it’s better to have Hog’s breath, than to have no breath at all, and Chorus Solo Bridge: And now I’m wastin’ away in the gutter, outside of Jimmy’s place, Done searchin’ for my lost hotel, cause I’m just way too shit-faced, I can’t walk, I can barely talk, guess I had a little too much fun, To think it all began, with that huge red sinking sun……..so Final Chorus (slow and accapalla, audience sing-along) Won’t you help me find my hotel room, I can’t get there on my own, I would’ve called a taxi, but I lost my new l-phone, and I think I left an open tab, way back at Sloppy Joes, now I’m probably buying drinks, for all my new friends I don’t know, And I’m finally out of money, you can probably figure out the rest, I’m just another first night drunken mess, Just another drunken tourist in Key West, Just another drunken tourist in Key West!!!!!!!!!
