Take Ur Tv Tube And EAT IT
By: Mikey Spicey
Duration
3:12
Genres
Description
Song describing how TV is an emulation of failure and insignificance. Basically, all the bad stuff. Title taken from line in the song 'Trouble Every Day' by Frank Zappa. Written by Mikey Spicey and recorded in Garageband on an iMac. All instruments played by Mikey Spicey.
Lyrics
Amidst all the bopping and channel hopping ITV's dropped the soap I don't mind if they're taken from behind As long as they give up hope How did TV ruin your life? It sneaked in like a black widow I just wanna grab that whole rotten box And chuck it out the window Who gives a crap if Archie's dead And it wasn't Peggy all along? But don't even bother 'cause when you Guess it's always wrong Take your TV tube and eat it Your only saving your life Take your TV tube and eat it Or slice it in half with a kitchen knife I've got no time to look at celebrities Rollin' around in soot And I found after five minutes I introduced the TV to my foot People jumping off tall buildings All to win a grand Hosted by some white teeth Eating out the palm of your hand Don't you just love the apartheid Between the presenters and the contestants Any day now they'll announce a brand new Catholic versus Protestants Take your TV tube and eat it Your only saving your life Take your TV tube and eat it Or slice it in half with a kitchen knife I remember my first second hand Screen size eleven And now most houses in this mess Have as many as seven Take your TV tube and eat it Or bite it off with your teeth Take your TV tube and eat it Your only a pig underneath Take your TV tube and eat it Take your TV tube and eat it Take your TV tube and eat it Take your TV tube and you know what to do
