The Whole Nine Yards
Album: Demo
By: Tony True
By: Tony True
Duration
3:14
Description
Another tongue in cheek song from Tony True…this time poking fun at husbands and wives and the ritual that goes on in many North American homes on the weekends…The battle between getting chores done and watching sports… In reality we all know that the women usually win and in this song the same happens here…listen and have a little chuckle…maybe even see yourself in the song...
Lyrics
The Whole Nine Yards The Whole Nine Yards She said I'm sick of you watching that TV set I'm gonna blow it up soon if you don't quit No more football, baseball or hockey for you It's fourth and long the count is three and two Chorus Cause I'm leaving you and the whole nine yards If you don't pick up broom or go and mow the yard Put that flicker down before I TKO you Pick up your old golf clubs and your old golf shoes Bridge Too many sports too many games Too much TV's driving me insane You gotta quit it's gotta end You know I'm getting' tired of talkin' so I'll say it again Chorus Cause I'm leaving you and the whole nine yards If you don't pick up broom or go and mow the yard Put that flicker down before I TKO you Pick up your old golf clubs and your old golf shoes She said when you come home you only watch TV You never seem to have any time for me It's only sports and NASCAR on your brain You'd better pay attention things are goin’ to change Chorus Cause I'm leaving you and the whole nine yards If you don't pick up broom or go and mow the yard Put that flicker down before I TKO you Pick up your old golf clubs and your old golf shoes Bridge Too many sports too many games Too much TV's driving me insane You gotta quit it's gotta end I'm getting' tired of talkin' so I'll say it again Chorus Cause I'm leaving you and the whole nine yards If you don't pick up broom or go and mow the yard Put that flicker down before I TKO you Pick up your old golf clubs and your old golf shoes Cause I've had enough and I'm leaving you Tony True — June -27-2009
