The Ballad of the Cleveland Steamer

Not for Puritan ears, people. This song is classy but smutty. Basically, a conversation about the concept of "Cleveland Steamer" arose one day in SAT class; I assigned one of my students the task of writing lyrics to a Steamer ballad. I played an ad hoc improv version of the song on the last day of class and then recorded this epic home studio version a year later. Sorry and enjoy.