Stalker Song
Album: The 2 Guys Variety Hour: Unleashed
By: Chris Bill
By: Chris Bill
Duration
4:01
Genres
Description
The 2 Guys Variety Hour consists of Will Prinzi and Chris Bill. Will, a songwriter from California and Chris, a performer from New York get together from time to time and record some songs. We hope you enjoy this comical journey of a simple minded...well.. stalker. For more information go to www.the2guysvarietyhour.com
Lyrics
The first time I met you I asked the time, but I already knew You replied it's a quarter past two And I said thanks (Thank you) From that point on it was clearly fate Like a wolf I had marked my mate (I'm a wolf) I found your name, your friends, your favorite shops Your music, your activities and Farmville crops (nice melons) On the weekends I follow you to the dance floor I watch from the window 'cause I'm stopped at the door Every time I see you dance I pee a little bit in my pants And if you ever held my hand My bladder would simply not withstand You probably want some other guy Who could think of you and still stay dry Even if you don't know my name |I hope someday you'll feel the same (I hope you pee yourself when you think of me) The first time you met me You asked for a venti china green tips brewed tea (I work at starbucks) And I said 1 tea for Ashley comin' up And you said how do you know my name? (you look like an Ashley) I walk by your house every day Even though it's not on the way (there's construction...what construction?) Every time I see you dance I pee a little bit in my pants And if you ever held my hand My bladder would simply not withstand You'd probably want some other guy Who could think of you and still stay dry Even if you don't know my name I hope someday you'll feel the same As I'm crouched in the bushes outside your house Still waiting for you to make the first move I realize that I'll always be here for you I mean literally right here... in your bushes - doo's - Even if you don't know my name I hope someday you'll feel the same.
