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By: James Patrick
By: James Patrick
Duration
3:55
Genres
Description
This is undoubtedly the most misogynistic song I've ever written. I decided to put the song on my mixtape to offset some of the more personal and serious tracks. I used more synthesizers than orchestral instruments to give the song a more mainstream appeal.
Lyrics
At the Dollar menu I’ma have a fur burger Plus some pussy juice From Persian mature squirters Need to learn further bout me eating on a diet Munching on ya pussy Doesn’t have no carbohydrates Now I’m in the car and driving And I’m Getting the groceries Start committing adultery On the leather upholstery Ha Start to get her off I have the thickest cock Wonder if its herpes Oh no its chicken pox Better get to suckin Shit my dick is getting soft Climbing up my pole Round and round She’s Like a tether ball Now she’s blowing me Instead of applying face cream I facialize these women To reverse the signs of aging This big titted brunette Just started giving me head When she was sucking on a slurpey At the cinemaplex But yo she didn’t expect I’d be so accommodating I ate that yummy pussy Like my fucking mama made it yo I met your wife When I was at a business luncheon Hand under the table And this slut I’m finger fucking Went to shake a hand For her husbands introduction With my Fingers real smelly And they had a sticky substance Cuz She can get my dick As hard as it goes As Hard as it gets Oh Shit My dick is armed to explode I’ll discharge my load And then she’ll gargle it slow And watch her Swish it in her mouth Like its for tarter control And I’ma bout to bust a fucking hydrant on her tits she Scoops it with a spoon She gotta science to her shit She’ll mix it in her blender Then she’ll try a little sip yo my semen’s in her smoothies Like its vitamin enriched WHOA When you’re making love two are merged into one And When climbing pussy mountain I’m your Sherpa because I gotta guide you through the steps Involving surgical gloves You Oughtta your pointer finger As insertions begun But yo never mind and now I start to Second guessing Whether I should bang a broad That I just Met on Craig list Once when we were fucking We were at a bed and breakfast I contracted gonorrhea And All sorts of hep a tehtus TIE-tus, Really Making my balls sting I Need another cream And so I’m Always at Walgreens I Read the fucking label So I don’t buy the wrong thing One time I went to pee And my pubies were all pink See I get these women Soaking sopping drippin Wet up in that pussy Till my cock is soft then stiffens See sometimes my women Got me dressin domm-in-itrix yo Its really Good my doctor’s office Within walkin distance Ha
