Big Stick

Duration

2:10

Genres

Punk/Ska/Psychobilly

Lyrics

(Verse 1) An average cock is five to six inches Some too big to fit those britches Some whip it out the woman flinches Guess my dick belongs to a midget (Verse 2) People like to say size don’t matter That’s a lie so egos don’t shatter Some prefer you swing it just like a batter To hold it up you need a platter (Chorus) Maybe I’ve got a little tiny dick But I’ve also got a big rubber stick (Verse 3) Sure you might ask is it in yet? If you can’t feel it please do not fret It’s pretty clear you’re super wet Can still fill you up you can bet (Chorus) Maybe I’ve got a little tiny dick But I’ve also got a big rubber stick (bridge) (Verse 4) Here’s a surprise a big rubber cock It’s so big size queens balk My little thing you may mock After my big stick you can’t walk (Chorus) Maybe I’ve got a little tiny dick But I’ve also got a big rubber stick (Verse 5) Thank you science for the rubber dick So damn big long and thick Now I can satisfy the chicks Thanks so much for the replacement prick (Chorus) Maybe I’ve got a little tiny dick But I’ve also got a big rubber stick