Hillbilly Toothpaste

Duration

3:24

Genres

Bluegrass

Lyrics

Hillbilly Toothpaste Verse 1 Head down, Hollertown Spitting out my teeth Gotta flap them gums in time to jubilee Smiling free With a banjo on my knee And a corncob pipe, I'm sipping on J.D. Verse 2 Lost, found dental crown Brushing's such a waste Gotta bleed them gums in moonshine let them baste Scrunched up face And my lips are out of place Hill folks say I could use some toothpaste Break Brush, brush, don't run Keep that pace Keep that even pace One, two, three, space Don't you make haste Brush with good toothpaste Verse 3 No Aim, Tom's of Maine Crest or Aquafresh Never tasted Pearl or purchased Pepsodent (My) choppers went But the money never spent Could go to hooch I'd rather keep not rent Verse 4 Rinse well, minty gel Steps that don't agree Not a floss nor pick will be my property Smiling free With a banjo on my knee And a corncob pipe, I'm sipping on J.D. (Break) Verse 5 Look there, It's my healthcare Coming down the pike Gotta pass it now in darkness they will strike Some folks whine Others take it all supine The reps and sens are snorting glee like swine Verse 6 High times, dental crimes 'Namel's wearing thin Gotta purty mouth and handsome toothless grin Kissing kin Didn't feel like such a sin When the 'shine is gone, I'll switch to bathtub gin (Break) (Verse 1) (Verse 2)