Misbehaving Dog Owner Hater
By: James Konopasek
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Description
Misbehaving Dog Owner Hater, an original song by James Konopasek (Copyright, 2011). It is a statement about a social phenomenon that has gotten out of control -- dog owners who do not with to control their disobedient dogs which infringes upon the rights of others.
Lyrics
MISBEHAVING DOG OWNER HATER Written by James E. Konopasek Copyright, 2011 Verse #1 The world has gone -- to the dogs You see it everywhere From London, Sidney, to New York City The canines are in charge out there Don’t get me wrong, I love my dogs Loyal and obedient Cause little face-lickers aren’t so precious When you think where their mouths have been Verse #2 The world has gone, to the dogs, They’ve invaded our rest-au-rants, From Portland, Boston, and even Austin There’s a lot of excrement going on Don’t get me wrong, I love dogs At times they’re our very best friends I know it’s not the critters’ fault I blame the homo-sapiens Chorus Well I’m a misbehavin -- dawg -- owner hater I'm tired of being such -- a good neighbor I'm going to to have a little chat -- with you later Cause I’m a crotch-sniffin, bum-goosin, leg humpin, dog owner hater. Verse #3 The world has gone, to the dogs I see it in my home town From city parks, to jogging trails Those mutts dragging humans all around Well don’t get me wrong, I love dogs When they’re kept in their proper place Stop treating them -- better than your children They’re not part of the human race Verse #4 The world has gone to the dogs They’re right here in my back yard On my grass and trees -- and on my car They scratch, sniff and uri-nate real hard Don’t get me wrong, I love dogs When they’re kept under pretty good wraps Cause he wont’ hurt you, and she won’t bite How many times have you heard that Chorus Well I’m a misbehavin -- dawg -- owner hater I'm tired of being such a good neighbor I’m gonna pay a little visit to you later Cause I’m a crotch-sniffin, bum-goosin, leg humpin, dog owner hater. Verse #5 The world has gone to the dogs It’s an obsession in my mind From a little pet peeve to raging anger I’ve gotta to leave these troubled thoughts behind Don’t get me wrong, I love dogs It’s ignoramuses I despise But I’m only joking -- just blowing off steam I’m thinking homicide, not doggy-cide Outro (fade last two lines) I’m misbehaving -- when I sing about dog owner haters I know I’m misbehaving -- when I sing about dawg -- haters. In a much too correct world, I can’t sing about dog owner haters In our much too correct world, I can’t sign about dawg -- haters But in a free world, I can sing about dog owner haters Yes in a free world, I can sing about dawg -- haters
