An Ode To Bernadette: Or, It Just Happened

Duration

2:56

Lyrics

January, I see a corvette zoomin Sweet little honey, we skip to honeymoonin By February, I'm out on another job March comes in, she says she needs to come and see me Something about her period, we need to talk immediately April rolls and goes before I get the nerve To see Bernadette, the brunette in the corvette (2x) Bernadette, the brunette that I won't let myself think of anymore Myself think of anymore May there's no maybe, this baby's coming right out at me June settles in with frightening reality As the heat goes up, Bernadette's belly's starting to show By July we try to put our lives together Every Saturday I'm drinking out with little Heather Stumble on home to an all too knowing girl Named Bernadette, the brunette in the corvette (2x) Bernadette, the brunette that I won't let myself think of anymore Who's the little thing that makes me wanna heart sing? Who's the little thing that makes me wanna heart sing? August appears, the wind starts a howlin' I'm so nervous my hair starts falling out September comes and I've got a mouth to feed October, the baby needs an operation November, I can't stand the situation December, a little whiskey and I leave I leave Bernadette, the brunette in the corvette (2x) Bernadette, the brunette that I won't let myself think of anymore Who's the little thing that makes me wanna heart sing? Who's the little thing that makes me wanna heart sing?