Can't Catch It

Duration

3:44

Genres

Punk/Ska/Psychobilly

Lyrics

(Verse 1) Did you know that being gay is contagious Thinking about hot man sex Makes you want it Next thing you know your clothes are outrageous You’ll be on a float Slurping on a dong You’ll find your way into a shady men’s room Down on your knees Begging for that cock Come next day you’ll be a groom and a groom Taking it up your ass Hard as a rock (Chorus) Fucker you can’t catch gay You can’t catch it You’re a hypocrite Buddy you can’t catch gay Your family values Are total bullshit Fucker you can’t catch gay Living a lie Eats you up inside Buddy you can’t catch gay Still in the dark Or Jekyll and Hyde (Verse 2) What’s your excuse for your fucking ignorance? This ain’t the 80s So it isn’t AIDS Do you just hate them for their difference? Standing in the bathroom Eyeballing your junk Is it really just the truth that you’re curious? How does cock feel Going down your throat? All that self-loathing makes you furious You truly don’t know What you really want (Chorus) Fucker you can’t catch gay You can’t catch it You’re a hypocrite Buddy you can’t catch gay Your family values Are total bullshit Fucker you can’t catch gay Living a lie Eats you up inside Buddy you can’t catch gay Still in the dark Or Jekyll and Hyde (Verse 3) Basing your hate on a really old book That you haven’t read And you don’t understand Gonna get your way by hook or by crook Gonna hate the sin And fuck the sinner Gonna find your basis in Leviticus But I’ll fucking tell you Paul wasn’t Jesus Actually the source is your own wickedness Look in the mirror See who you really are (Chorus) Fucker you can’t catch gay You can’t catch it You’re a hypocrite Buddy you can’t catch gay Your family values Are total bullshit Fucker you can’t catch gay Living a lie Eats you up inside Buddy you can’t catch gay Still in the dark Or Jekyll and Hyde