TV Evangelist
Album: 2hott2
By: Mark Maze
By: Mark Maze
Duration
4:00
Genres
Description
I have always been fascinated by TV Evangelists. How are they able to control so many people with just their words? This song is about exactly what they are. I hope you enjoy it too.
Lyrics
T.V. EVANGELIST Verse 1 I can heal with the palm of my hand I make huge fortunes off the promise land Touch your T.V., while I say a prayer I’m the mortal link to the man upstairs I give the people what their looking for But my miracles will cost you more You bought my mansion and a luxury car Air conditioned dog house, fine caviar Chorus Band-His parent’s said that he had no ambition (in a shouting manner) Mark-Makin’ them proud was just wishful thinkin’ Band-He’s making money hand over fist (in a shouting manner) Mark-All in the name of the crucifix Band-It doesn’t get any better than this (in a shouting manner) Mark-Praise the Lord he’s a T.V Evangelist Verse 2 Tried 9 to 5, but it just didn’t get it Don’t like to work, so I had to quit it Those other guys, their just clowns Sooner or later, they’ll let you down Come all you faithful in T.V land Send me your money, give all you can My yearly profits are so obscene You call my number on your T.V screen Chorus Band-His parent’s said that he had no ambition (in a shouting manner) Mark-Makin’ them proud was just wishful thinkin’ Band-He’s making money hand over fist (in a shouting manner) Mark-All in the name of the crucifix Band-It doesn’t get any better than this (in a shouting manner) Mark-Praise the Lord he’s a T.V Evangelist (Sound of a # being dialed into a phone then ringing) (Spoken) Hold on, we have a call coming in. Hello, you have reached the hotline. This prayer has been selected especially for you “Now I lay me down to sleep I pray the lord my soul to keep And if I die before I wake I pray”…... (Spoken) Ooh, I’m sorry your time is up. Please deposit more cash Pre Chorus I’m selling words to a T.V. generation Who says I can’t buy my way into salvation Pick up that phone I’ll be standing by Cash or credit card will do just fine Chorus Band-His parent’s said that he had no ambition (in a shouting manner) Mark-Makin’ them proud was just wishful thinkin’ Band-He’s making money hand over fist (in a shouting manner) Mark-All in the name of the crucifix Band-It doesn’t get any better than this (in a shouting manner) Mark-Praise the Lord he’s a T.V Evangelist AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMMMMMMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENNNNNNNNNNNN
