The Legion of Elves

Duration

3:55

Genres

Holiday / Seasonal

Description

Lyrics

Nobody has seen it no way to foretell. What they got was unexpected they expect jingle bells, And those who didn't see it I feel sorry for themselves, B-Cuz what they saw marching was an army of Elves. Nobody has seen it no way to foretell. What they got was unexpected they expect jingle bells, And those who didn't see it I feel sorry for themselves, B-Cuz what they saw marching was an army of Elves. It wasn't this Christmas but way past last, A town near Atlanta had flags half at mast. They didn't get gifts and they were so sad, But how could that be was the town that bad?? Everybody else had what they supposed to have, Folks came out the house and asked "Where's Santa at?" Yeah the sleigh was missing cause it had crashed, When something like that happens, who's got your back? It's The Legion Of Elves who keeps the route tracked Keeping up with the sleigh in case the route cracked. Now Santa was missing and that's a fact, Would it take The Legion Of Elves to bring Santa back?? Santa was ok and the sleigh was just broke, But the Legion Of Elves don't take no joke. 3 Brigades took off and headed for Atlanta, Searching thru Georgia peaches trying to find Santa. Every elf had a rocket attached to his back. And his own navigation called Radar Track. The Legion found Santa in no time flat, But there were still toys left in St Nick's sack. The task at hand could not be overstated But toys were heavy and it made it overweighted. The rockets wouldn't fly and w/o Santa's sleigh, The elves took toys the old fashioned way. Everybody picked up presents and placed them in a bag, Secured the open end and tossed it across their backs, This was done with great haste, no waste or delay, Then the elves formed lines and headed for the interstate. Folks looked outside and they looked real hard, What they saw was elves, marchin down the boulevard. Some lost their wigs some fell to the floor, Freakin' out everybody who'd never seen elves before. Row after row, elves coming across the hill, Fighting off frost bite and a cold winter chill, The cold was hard fought but the battle was won, It took the help of the elves to get the job done.