The Turtleman Rap

Duration

4:18

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Lyrics

The Turtleman Rap Words and Music by Inside Joke Additional Words by Ernie Brown Jr. (The Turtleman) Let me tell you about Kentucky’s best kept secret The Turtle Man’s a man you have got to see to believe it He’s one quarter Shawnee, one quarter Cherokee, One quarter Confederate, the last quarter Yankee People think he’s crazy but they can’t help but like him No drugs or alcohol will you find inside of him Yet he still will be crawling around up in slimy ponds Kindly like a sight using his arm as a magic wand Arm extended, looking for bubbles in the water Soon as he find em, man he be on em Catching snappers his his game, KY Afield brought him fame Got everybody in the nation knowing his name Throughout the Commonwealth putting turtles to shame No longer just for football, Turtleman drinks Gatoraide At turtle dash man dot come, he getting paid The newest member of the Justice League is Turtleman CHORUS Turtleman, He’s the turtleman He be cleaning out them ponds, city folk think he going insane Dang…dang… dang… diggy-dang That’s what you’ll be saying when you watch the Turtleman 1 Turtle 2 Turtle 3 Turtle 4 Swimming in the ponds where there is turtles galore Down under the water, picking them up off the pond floor With his bare hands until there ain’t no more Turtles… yeah, cause that’s how he roles Yelling “whew-eh!” out the window cause his horn won’t blow No signs of life here, to the next pond he goes You went fishing when you was a kid? So He caught his first snapper at the age of seven His dad threw him in a pond, and he was in turtle heaven just over an hour – had his first turtle out Ernie Brown Jr. was a prodigy no doubt Fast forward, now bagging 300 a year bit over 20 times, but he don’t care Because from June to October, Turtleman is after em How does he get his power? Just ask em… CHORUS Trying not to smile, but there’s nothing wrong It’s just that he knocked his teeth out with a chainsaw But he can still eat em…hmm snapperlicious 7 kinds of meet and you know they nutritious. Steak, beef, roast, the tenderloin is the best If you’re on a diet there is fish in it’s neck But mostly he’s moving turtles from pond ot pond Preventing snappers from doing the cows harm And that’s why his fame is growing world wide People watching him on YouTube taking turtles for rides “Look at him bouncing!” Yeah, but it’s not him doing it it’s the turtle underneath that’s got him moving it Kindly like this song is you I guess that you could say that this is a turtle groove “Yo Joke! What do you think he does in the winter?” Wouldn’t be surprised if he was training with Splinter!