Douche Bag

Duration

7:48

Genres

Rock

Description

Lyrics

Yer such a fuckin’ douche bag…yeah….ev’rybody calls you Jay. Yer such a fuckin’ douche bag….we all think yer more than a little lame. Everybody thinks yer a douche bag…even…the ones that don’t know you that well. Everybody knows yer a douche bag…we all wish you would go to hell. Yer girlfriend is a dumb fuckin’ cunt and she’s got a really ugly face. Yer such a mother fuckin’ douche bag…that’s why no one hangs out at yer place (anymore, no no no no) Yer such a fuckin’ douche…39 goin’ on 12. Yer such a fuckin’ douche bag…cuz all you think about is yerself. Yer such a fuckin’ douche bag and a really big piece of doggy doo. Yer such a mother fuckin’ douche bag…behind yer back everybody makes fun of you…yes we do…ha ha ha ha Chorus: If you look up douche bag in the dictionary, there’s a picture of you. It must really suck to know everybody thinks you’re a douche! If you Google douche bag, you will see an image of your disgusting face. But it’s only half as irritating as the feeling people get…….when they’re in your presense. I’m gonna tell you exactly, exactly why yer so lame. Why don’t you do the world a favor and put a bullet in yer little brain…or park a car in front of a train…yeah…just like yer real daddy did…you piece of shit. You don’t have a job, all you do is sit home alone…yer daddy buys yer beer and cigarettes and even pays the bill for yer fuckin’ cell phone. He pays yer rent and kisses yer ass, because he’s gay and wants to fuck you in the ass. What kind of a REAL man lives off his fake dad? Behind closed doors, you probably suck on his nads. You’re such a fuckin’ douche bag, you don’t pay your child support. So the DMV took your license away but you don’t even have a car to transport anyway, you fuckin’ loser bitch! Then again come to think of it, your kids are probably doing alright. Because since they don’t really know you, they have a better chance to succeed in life. Yer such a dumb fuckin’ douche bag and yer girlfriend is an ugly slut. The only reason I know this is because… Tommy fucked her, fucked her in the butt, then in her mouth after you passed out. You stupid fuck. Yer such a fuckin douche bag…you always try to gain control..yer such a mother fuckin’ douche bag…cuz you shit on everybody that you know. A 15 year old girl, sells you yer pot to smoke. It’s so fuckin’ funny, you think yer hot shit…but in truth yer just a fuckin’ joke. Just like me and my crew…all the girls laugh and snicker at you. We laugh at yer bullshit and yer gay black and red…black and red….gay timberland shoes. Why are such a douche bag? Why don’t you just fuck off and die? It would make my day and I’d be soooo happy…..if you committed suicide (That’s right. I said it) When you finally die…I promise I’ll visit yer grave. Whip out my cock and drop my pants…take a piss and shit all over yer name. Desecrate again and again. Fuck You. Just kill yourself motherfucker……just kill yourself.