Corporate Routine
Album: Format Not Supported
By: James Patrick
By: James Patrick
Duration
3:54
Genres
Description
This song begins with a scene of one of my favorite movies, 'half baked'. I tell a story of a disgruntled worker going through the motions in a corporate environment, constantly dealing with the monotony of his job. The comedic value of the song is complemented well by the use of pizzicato strings and staccato trumpets I used to produce the instrumental.
Lyrics
I gotta job I’m Pencil pushin’ Boss over my neck And looking Know the rent is getting paid But all other expenses wouldn’t Wanna fucking quit Wonder bout my pension looking Right outside the window I wanna jump the fence and book it Fucking hate this dude Its really too bad I’m working crazy hours For this super-callous douche bag I’m never understanding him He’s always talkin too fast And No one fucking likes you Mother fucker take a clue or newsflash We were conversating by the water cooler Hoping he’ll just go away Cuz no one’s talking to him Feeling really awkward Like I’m doing karma sutra you have no idea How fuckin’ bad I wanna shoot ya Just as fucking usual This dude wont stop his talking All he do is aggravate All of the office colleagues mental vacation Ithinka rich exotic palm trees Staring at my secretary Sohndra such a cock tease Passing by I’ll give hoot and a whistle I mean I Lover to see her move’n Watch her boobs as they jiggle I bet her pussy’s bomb like a nuclear missile I know I Gotta concentrate My work is due in a little But yo A year ago When I was at the Corporate offices Doing inventory exploring Assorted boxes when I caught my fucking boss Paper shredding Forging documents I reminded him he needed Authorihhh- Zation Mother fucker gotta work with a permit And Then I thought about his new Convertible purchased This fuckers Stealing money I’m sure I’ll confirm it Takes money from Munich and Transfers it to Zurich ayo I need a clue DNA, bloody henkerchiffs Lookin on his computer see He pays a monthly membership To a porn site people fucking Tennis in- Structors and another To the mother hunting fetish list I was horny yooo And I could not resist Started jerking off And then I came all on the floppy disks Zipping up my pants heard somebody walking in Sohndra almost caught me when I played it off with coffee sips hahya doing So what is it I can do for you She let me know the boss Is over by my cubicle I was Tellin Sohndra Here’s one thing for you to do You can clean the floppy discs Someone spilled some superglue Walking towards my boss ignoring this bitch This is how You’re gonna treat A Corporate exec? Whatever I ain’t taking any more Your shit I fucking quit Suck my seven and three quarter inch dick
