Housewives
Album: Try To Keep Up
By: Western Aerial
By: Western Aerial
Duration
4:52
Description
Everybody has a friend who has unrealistic expectations of relationships and can't understand why they don't work out.
Lyrics
I got this buddy, always complains about his female situation Say’s that they’re all out to do him wrong This last one really broke my heart, it almost killed me Can you believe it, I thought she was the one I said She was naked on a brass pole when you met her You put a dollar in her mouth and she made change Since high school you’ve only dated strippers They cheat on you and you act like it’s so strange ‘Cause you can’t turn a whore into a housewife You’re not the first guy that tried You can’t turn a tiger into a house cat and you Can’t turn a whore into a housewife I know a girl always says that she just can’t meet a nice guy Says they’re all out for just one thing That may be well and fine for other people but I’m holding out for a diamond ring She only dates those dirty rock’n’rollers She’s met every band come through this town After all these years of living down and dirty Wonders why they never stick around You can’t turn a whore into a housewife You’re not the first girl that tried You can’t fit a gator into a fishbowl and you Can’t turn a whore into a housewife Some people just have to learn the hard way Some people never learn at all Some people just like to play the martyr Some people complain to us all You can’t turn a whore into a housewife You’re not the first guy that tried They say you can lead a horse to water but you Can’t turn a whore into a housewife
